Priceless Words

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is aspirin with a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees all his clothing all cleaned up and pressed. He looks around the room and sees all spotless, clean and in perfect order. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and there is the hot breakfast and morning newspaper. His son is also there having his breakfast. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well you arrived last night around 3am complete drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled on the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me. I should expect a quarrel  with her."

His son replies "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your clothes and shoes you shouted...
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I AM MARRIED!"

Moral :
Self induced hangover ....                 $ 400
Broken Crockery                          $ 800
Breakfast                                   $  10
Saying the right thing when drunk - "PRICELESS"

...there are somethings in life that nothing, no money, no credit cards, can buy...